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Thursday, March 31st, 2011
8:47 pm
cass404 has now seen secret Evil Bunny Alliance victory dance with gothygirl. cass404 obviously now moved up minion org chart.
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
5:17 pm
Writer's Block: Toys in the attic
Did you have a favorite toy as a child that you took with you everywhere? If so, what was it and what happened to it?

yes! gothygirl.

still have gothygirl,too.
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
7:45 pm

have maybe found magic words to summon zombie army!

recha recha madi on the lose

gothygirl still claims zombie army not best plan for world domination. reminded gothygirl that zombie army not forbidden by non-compete with elder gods, therefore best plan until orbital mind control lasers are running.

take over world, claim disneyland, then give haunted mansion to gothygirl. then go be fierce overlord at pixar people for making gothygirl cry at movies. maybe make smash hit movie about cute fluffy bunny overlord and gothygirl? with no parts that make gothygirl sob into cute fluffy bunny ears. (ears FINALLY dried out after toy story 3. hmmph.)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
7:51 pm
minions! new minions for cute bunny!

nice person sent cute devilbunny minions. in prezzie for gothygirl. (gothygirl better share chocolate from prezzie with cute devilbunny.)

minions! yay minions!
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
7:47 pm

woe! woe! clever plans thwarted! gothygirl found hidden bottle of bunny wash. B A T H looming very large in cute devilbunny future. told gothygirl that B A T H was not needed, as already looking very cute and dashing - close-up on TV show of cute devilbunny self was proof.

but no, gothygirl says B A T H torture necessary for big book event tomorrow. will humor gothygirl, but still grumbling about it.
Sunday, April 26th, 2009
10:03 pm
gothygirl going crazy. crazier. keeps muttering about "stress" and "overwheming, wheee!" as am helpful AND cute bunny/future ruler of universe, have told gothygirl to stop worrying, everything just fine. even if still haven't discovered magic words to summon zombie army.

(gothygirl says zombie army not helpful for book release. see? said gothygirl crazier than usual.)

visited maiaarts today. she has mini version of gothygirl! complete with very cute mini devilbunny! now need very own mini version of gothygirl to use as focus for strengthening mind control.

send cookies. gothygirl keeps saying no time to make cookies. more proof of crazy. cookies important!.
Thursday, December 4th, 2008
2:06 pm

am good helpful bunny! assembled team of eba recruits (hadn't earned fangs yet) for important mission. gothygirl's office collecting cute fuzzy critters to deliver to shelters. being clever devilbunny, realized that kids in shelters *especially* need cute fierce bunnies.

gothygirl transported eba recruits, delivered them to mission staging area. gothygirl also checked on eba recruits throughout day, reported that recruits were happy and excited about being helpful bunny citizens.

now must convince gothygirl is time for gingerbread bats.
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
2:02 pm
devilbunny needs jam!

have been very busy devilbunny. is hard work making sure gothygirl does not go crazy. crazy-er. gothygirl keeps saying "no time for cookies. must write!" only good thing is no time for cookies means no time for B A T H S.

had berry jam on toast, but now all out of berry jam! gothygirl says she is not in charge of jam, not her role in jam economy. very cute devilbunny needs berry jam. give very cute devilbunny berry jam, get promotion in minion status!
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
12:40 pm

am very clever devilbunny. have summoned zombie army! but am now in car going away from very own zombie army. spouse of gothygirl says "not safe" and uses words that very cute devilbunnies do not say. spouse of gothygirl says all will be okay when meet up with gothygirl at office.

oooh! when at office of gothygirl, can use super-fast network to beam commands to zombie army. plus, then cats will stop yowling.

More information
Monday, April 9th, 2007
9:45 pm

indoctrination of junior minions going well. tickybox minion now uses appropriate salutations! em minion refuses sleep until re-united with eba guardian! all going according to plan. very detailed, important plan.

still need right magic words to summon zombie army as next step of plan. but, still more evil than gothygirl, so zombie summoning should be no problem.

(good minions send suggestions of magic words. and cookies!)
Friday, October 13th, 2006
10:31 pm
new eba recruit!

happy happy day! prudence bunny (faithful assistant and best sidekick) reunited with sister!

mystery of box solved!Collapse )

now must continue working on clone army. have achieved one clone, but need more!

also need zomie army.

and tesla coils.

and cookies!
Friday, September 22nd, 2006
10:48 pm

yesyes, very long time no posty. have been very busy future overlord. still very cute bunny. always very cute bunny. large part of world domination plan hinges on being very cute bunny, plus other stuff.

need new clever plan to avoid B A T H S. gothygirl found new supplier for B A T H spray. zombie army to distract mail delivery person complete waste of time. need new magic words and more minions.

also need sugary treats.
Monday, September 19th, 2005
3:50 pm

evil bunny alliance one step closer to world domination!

giant bunny on mountain! "The giant rabbit is expected to remain on the mountain side until 2025" by which time, very cute devilbunny will be ruler of world.

league of lady conspiracists wrong, wrong, wrong. tinfoil hat will not stop mind control rays of evil bunny alliance. besides, victorian otter ladies not as cute as small fluffy devilbunny.

Friday, May 6th, 2005
1:15 pm

am mis-informed (but very cute) devilbunny. giant minion transport basket and sugary shock troop minions from nice lady amaliedageek, not nice lady aimeejmc. in fact, g.m.t.b and sugary shock troops from very important witchybear ally, who obviously used occult powers on amaliedageek to further evil bunny alliance cause. not sure what witchybear cause is, but is friendly to evil bunny alliance's plans. witchybears friendly, helpful bears. maybe will share working magic words soon.

12:22 pm

disaster! woe! gothygirl found hidden bunnywash and brush. b a t h inflicted upon very cute and not-grubby devilbunny . new and better hiding spot needed. very disgruntled. did not need b a t h. says so in evil overlord by-laws: no b a t h s ever; sugary treats, and tesla coils given on demand. and zombies.

very belated thank-yous to nice ladies minim_calibre, weaselmom, and aimeejmc. sugary minions, minion transports shaped like sugary minions, and a non-sugary minion all very nice. did not help in avoiding b a t h, but helpful to advancement of world domination plans.

used occult powers over gothygirl to purchase appropriate clothing for littlest minion tickybox. now need photos of tickybox in minion-suit.
Friday, March 4th, 2005
4:39 pm


new magic word! from staxxy. am still very fond of riddle broom davit, but still don't know what riddle broom davit does. does not animate sugary peep minions, does not create zombies, does not hide bottle of bunny wash. most vexing. but fun to say.

don't know what ykamls does, either, but also fun to say. perhaps will hypnotize gothy girl into forgetting horrible B A T H plan. am cute and fluffy devilbunny, have no need of B A T H.

Friday, February 25th, 2005
3:21 pm

no updates for very long time due to very busy devilbunny. step one of master plan achieved! of course, clone not *quite* as cute as cute fluffy devilbunny self, but is to be expected. otherwise, almost completely identical.

sugary minion recruiting season started! shelves and shelves of sugary minions in stores now. still have not discovered proper magic words for creating sugary minion zombie army, but am exploring new research possiblities thanks to helpful present from thedivas and husband. book of electrical projects for evil geniuses! now must find good igor-like assistant, as gothygirl not allowed to play with electricity according to spouse of gothygirl.
Thursday, June 10th, 2004
2:50 pm

have been busy evil-overlord-to-be. suffered through b a t h so as to look extra-cute for attending zmayhem wedding. (had very own seat assignment and chocolates, as is only proper.)

proof of growing minion army:


now must ensure smallminion's first word is 'clovis'. devilbunny possibly too difficult for smallminion, but will try.

boxes of sugary minions hidden somewhere in house. gothygirl strangely resistant to mind-reading powers of cute bunny. suspect sleep-deprivation on part of gothygirl scrambles thoughts.

to do

  • hypnotize gothygirl to sleep, read mind

  • liberate sugary minions

  • research correct spell for zombifiying sugary minions

  • implant 'no bath!' suggestion in gothygirl brain

  • eat cookies

Friday, March 12th, 2004
4:33 pm
obey the bunny

new teevee show! new teevee show tonight! Wonderfalls. "What if one day inanimate animal objects began talking to you?"

of course, show would be even *better* if had cute fluffy bunny with mind-control powers on it. everyone knows that. but then would cause confusion, as am not inanimate animal object, but future overlord. important difference.

good minions watch Wonderfalls. bad minions get heads bitten off.

Friday, February 27th, 2004
12:20 pm
of course
If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

this entirely makes sense to bunny. quiz's creator should be darned relieved bunny got this result 'cos bunny would have been iritated otherwise.

stupid 'ferret liberation organization'. bet they get the toaster quote.
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